Emotiprawns
Download Devastatedly Yours single.
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While all the world slept, Pete Paranoia and Andy Anguish drank heavily and complained bitterly about nothing in particular. This went on for many years. Nothing happened. Nothing changed. They drank. They complained. They drank some more. Still nothing. Then one day they got so lethargic that they joined an emo band fronted by less than legendary Nic Logistic. Then nothing happened, but at a faster pace and with far more publicity. Nowadays the trio sulk as a unit, and they do it to music. TheEmotiprawns exude negative energy everywhere they go, and have been known to bum a crowd out faster than any other band in the tri state area. So if you are looking to get depressed, check em out. Most of their songs are about Nic’s love life being a shambles. Fans were temporarily worried last fall that his seemingly never ending supply of heartbreak songs might end forever, when he found a girl who made him happy. Fortunately for the band, that girl came to her senses just in time to inspire the band’s most dejectedly pathetic album ever. “Devastatedly Yours” is scheduled to be released any day now. Reserve your copy today… or tomorrow. These things won’t exactly fly off the shelves. So take your time. No rush.